Are You Sure That’s What You Mean?

YOU MAY KNOW what you mean, but are you really saying it? These advertisers left things a little up in the air:

Kenney Shoe Stores: We only sell the right shoe.

Law firm ad: If you have experienced accident, injury or even death, call us…

Sexual harassment seminar ad: Experts will define issues, clarify laws, and conduct hands-on training.

We’ve upped our standards. Up Yours.

Sale: All furniture slashed!

Use [our medicine], and you can kiss your hemorrhoids goodbye!

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Proof that it’s never a bad idea to hire a professional writer to help you say what you REALLY mean.