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		<title>Are You Sure That&#8217;s What You Mean?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[YOU MAY KNOW what you mean, but are you really saying it? These advertisers left things a little up in the air:
Kenney Shoe Stores: We only sell the right shoe.
Law firm ad: If you have experienced accident, injury or even death, call us&#8230;
Sexual harassment seminar ad: Experts will define issues, clarify laws, and conduct hands-on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>YOU MAY KNOW what you mean, but are you really saying it? These advertisers left things a little up in the air:</p>
<p>Kenney Shoe Stores: We only sell the right shoe.</p>
<p>Law firm ad: If you have experienced accident, injury or even death, call us&#8230;</p>
<p>Sexual harassment seminar ad: Experts will define issues, clarify laws, and conduct hands-on training.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve upped our standards. Up Yours.</p>
<p>Sale: All furniture slashed!</p>
<p>Use [our medicine], and you can kiss your hemorrhoids goodbye!</p>
<p>________</p>
<p>Proof that it&#8217;s never a bad idea to hire a professional writer to help you say what you REALLY mean.</p>
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